THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
i'm an illustrator, concept artist, cosplayer, and nerd with a penchant for femininity and love of all things childish. this tumblr mostly consists of art, cute things, fandom stuff, costumes, and feminism.

xillians:

tavoriel:

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

oh it got sad

Just in case you didn’t know, there is a trait among the type of fairy that Tinkerbell is. The lore behind it says that these fairies can only feel ONE emotion at a time. Be it happiness, love, jealousy, hatred, etc. No space for anything else!

Margaret Kerry (The model of Tinkerbell) said that Peter Pan would always go on adventures, and Tinkerbell would join him in on it. However, when Wendy came along, she first started feeling worried. (again, only one emotion, so nothing else than worry in her mindset) Tinkerbell was worried that instead of bringing her, Peter Pan would bring the new girl with him everywhere. And that’s when she starts getting jealous of Wendy. (Worry removed, jealousy kicking in. Nothing else, just pure jealousy.)

So at any time in the movie where she acts that way, she’s acting out of jealousy, probably always thinking about how Wendy is taking her spot on the adventures with the leader of the lost boys. 

Now let’s look at the pictures of the Tinkerbell in the newer pictures. There’s no Wendy taking her place to go on an adventure with Peter. She’s with her other friends who are also fairies. Because of that, there’s no need to feel jealous. Instead, the little fey creature is happy!

So that’s the difference there. Don’t say that she’s not the same character. She’s just not pissed off at someone! 

THANK YOU!! someone else gets it!

also, it should be noted that thus far all of the Tinker Bell movies take place before Peter Pan, meaning that she’s still relatively young by fairy standards (the first movie is literally her being BORN). so it makes sense for her to be a bit more chipper and inquisitive than her older self. actually watching the movies, you can also see her trademark temper take over every now and then, though not to the points it reaches in Peter Pan.

p.s. if you didn’t notice, Tinker Bell is a good guy again by the end of Peter Pan. she saves Peter and makes right on her wrong doings. so no, i wouldn’t call her “nasty cold, mean ass bitch.”

ebondandy:

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

OH BITCH, YOU THINK THIS A GAME?

ebondandy:

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

OH BITCH, YOU THINK THIS A GAME?

weirdoautisticseacat:

the-real-goddamazon:

queerfabulousmermaid:

color palettes; superbass (insp)

hell yes. nicki’s color theory is so on point.

ALL THE PASTEL

Nicki Minaj needs to teach graduate-level color theory.

hyperscraps:

whineandbeer:

voluptuous-lady-with-freckles:

lucysweatslove:

lucysweatslove:

I made a thing about stretching! Some of the images are hard to see, but if you click on them they should produce a larger image!

Sources:

  1. http://www.humankinetics.com/excerpts/excerpts/the-importance-and-purpose-of-flexibility
  2. http://www.sparkpeople.com/resource/stretching_benefits.asp
  3. http://www.sparkpeople.com/resource/fitness_articles.asp?id=103

Image sources that aren’t mine (the three routines):

  1. http://www.letstalkandwalk.com/ten-great-reasons-to-stretch/
  2. http://tonedbellyplease.tumblr.com/post/56373085566/whats-this-another-bunny-yoga-sequence-from
  3. http://www.sportsscience.co/flexibility/whole-body-stretching-routine/

THIS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH. WHAT.

Thanks for this.

I need to be better about this lest I lose all flexibility and become a 2x4.

Some of these are for your lower back omg

let’s see how pathetic I am at these right now

Nephew: Star Wars was in Captain America's list of things to see right? Is he going to watch all six? He's going to find out that Nick Fury is a Jedi.

goldenheartedrose:

deducecanoe:

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

Lol no he is like please tell me The White Company and my history of the second boer war are still remembered.

And the doctor is like… Your what? No, mate. All anyone remembers you for is your walrus mustache and Sherlock Holmes.

And ACD is like… Nooooo I will circumvent history! I will kill Sherlock Holmes RIGHT NOW. the final problem! I will end this now.

And the Doctor is like umm. Yeah. You do that.

Yesss good.

"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
# omg  # yes  

kick-neckbeard-ass:

sugarsuites:

kick-neckbeard-ass:

saintcheshire:

So I just got back last night from a brony convention in San Francisco. I was working a booth for a vendor friend, and let me tell you what happened:

We met a little girl who was there with her family. She got a button drawn at our booth, told us all about her favorite ponies, and was overall just too damn cute. She had an MLP lanyard filled with pins she’d gotten in the vendor’s room, and gave me a Fluttershy pin because she liked my cosplay. She ended up just hanging out with us for a while and bein’ super cute. We call her Babby because she’s 11 and precious.

The next day, she runs up to the booth, terrified, and asks if she can please hide under our table for a few minutes. Turns out a dude had been following her around the con all day, and tried to get her to come up to his hotel room. Alone. She tells us she thought he was okay at first because he was wearing an MLP shirt, but she didn’t want to go anywhere with him, and he made her uneasy. At one point, after she’d refused, he grabbed her arm in the elevators and tried to get her to follow him. She ran, and now she wants somewhere to hide.

We tell her of course, hurry her behind our booth and fucking station ourselves around her because she’s eleven years old and all of us are prepared to physically attack the human trashheap who tries to fuck with her. We’re all dressed up in wings and ears and we’re 100000% prepared to rip them off and launch across that table to defend this kid. Eventually this very large dude strolls by, very obviously looking around, and she quietly points him out to us. At this point I’m ready to set him on fire, but when I ask if she needs me to go report him, she shakes her head. She doesn’t want to get in trouble, or make anyone mad.

We see him a few more times over the course of the day, because he keeps meandering over to our booth and just casually looking around. Eventually he actually stops to take a flier from our table and asks us a question, and we coldly send him on his way. We start sending a coworker with Babby whenever her parents aren’t around and she wants to go check out artist’s alley or the vendor’s hall. Because otherwise she’s not safe. She can’t run around and freely enjoy a convention about a show aimed at her, because instead of being surrounded by peers she’s somehow surrounded by men who pose a threat to her.

My point here: this is why I fucking hate “bronies.” Because grown-ass men are flooding into a space carved out for children—often little girls—and are making it unsafe for them.

I met a lot of non-awful people there, of course. I met a lot of parents and older siblings. A lot of adorable little boys who were happy to empathize with female characters, and a lot of little kids who wanted a picture with cosplays of their favorite pony. I met a lot of people who were cool and nice and just liked cartoons. I met a male Pinkie Pie cosplayer with a Fluttershy lady-friend who juggled and spun plates and was happy to entertain kids, and were generally just really cool people.

But I also met a lot of skeevy dudebros. A lot of guys in fedoras loudly discussing sexual shit in a room with children. Guys who drew/sold/displayed really fucking inappropriate “fanart,” including gross bodypillows that had no purpose in a little kids’ toy convention. I met a guy who gushed with absolute glee about the pleasure he derives from “corrupting innocence.” I met a lot of people who wanted to take something sweet and nice for children and make it about THEM. A lot of guys who wanted to make it about their dicks. People who made it UNSAFE for the intended audience to even be in attendance.

So yeah. If you call yourself a brony, I’m prolly not gonna trust you. Because I’ve seen y’all in action, and I am not impressed. Frankly I’m infuriated. This is like a bunch of gross neckbeards swarming Disneyland and shoving kids out of the way so they can grope Cinderella, and finding nothing wrong with it because they think they’re entitled to it.

My Little Pony is a really cute show with a lot of nice messages for kids, and gross brony shitweasels are trying to fucking take it from them by force. And I will fight them.

Also, this story has been corroborated by the 4chan news site for /mlp/ (barf) which found proof from the booth owner/Sac Anime rep that there was a little girl who took refuge at the booth that day: http://www.horse-news.net/2014/04/advice-for-babscon-delete-facebook-hit_22.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Specific cap is here: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-33DSepIPY_I/U1bt46nsXyI/AAAAAAAABbM/QuLagzNWrNA/s1600/1398204976062.jpg

I’ve seen a shitton of people signal boost the fuck out of one version of this post with someone saying that this entire post is made up, when it’s not. And that’s really depressing.

That’s exactly what they said last year, when Mjolkk talked about the harassment she witnessed at EFNW.

Bronies will literally lie about their fandom to make it look better. They will lie about anything. Do not trust anything they say without facts to back it up.

marupi:

Chinese Zodiac by Junko Mizuno x Swarovski

neveragainfools:

petitepasserine:

white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when

I’d just like to point out Gwen Stefani for a minute though. She loves harijuku culture, and has been attempting to do it justice since the early 2000’s. Otherwise, she probably wouldn’t mention it in her songs fondly every two seconds. I’m not saying she’s not being racist, I’m just saying that her heart is in the right place

i’m sure all of them think they’re “appreciating” japanese culture, but intention means very little when it comes to appropriating someone else’s culture or using humans as accessories. racism is racism, and its terrible in every form.

# racism  

petitepasserine:

white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when

unseriouslyamerica:

nbcsnl:

latenightseth:

TONIGHT: Kenan Thompson explains why he’s such an amazing ice skater.

It’s knucklepuck time!

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

billboard-charts:

blackgirlnerds:

pawntakesqueen:

Belle featurette from Fox Searchlight Pictures

AHH! CanNOT wait for this to come out!!

i love the fact that a black woman directed this

mumblingsage:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 

mumblingsage:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand.