sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
we need some new and more powerful swears
this is the content yahoo paid for
I am crying
when you accidentally type tis instead of its
This is my new favourite reaction image.